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Reasons why I don’t like starting conversations first.

  • I feel annoying.
  • I feel like you might not want to talk.
  • I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
  • It normally turns awkward and fades out.

However

  • If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.

(Source: beccers, via xxchesh)

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fool-of-skaia:

zikau:

zikau:

zora-link:

scarytomlomsom:

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

“Smith Will Smith will.”

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I also just realized this could be a conversation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Will Smith Will Smith

*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

(Source: harrytomlomsom, via littlemissneverland)

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sonics-saltguns-and-sociopaths:

soliloquyofasecretfangirl:

braxum:

Times when you’ve probably encountered the Silence and forgotten:
-Any time you’ve walked into a room and forgotten what you went in there for.
-When the dog barks at nothing.
-Any time you’ve experienced deja vu.
-Whenever you hear the floorboards creek in an empty house.
-When the cat stares at the corner of the room.
-Whenever you’re alone and feel like you’re being watched.
-Anytime you’ve lost your train of thought for no reason.
Add more if you got ‘em

I forgot why I reblogged this.

NO STOP I DONT LIKE THIS


NO
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krook:

I wish I was better at cheering people up.

I hate seeing people sad and just not being able to help :l

(via krook-deactivated20130204)

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Permalink amanda300:

lol
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do you ever think about how weird reading is

our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind

and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird

(Source: couldvebeenaprincess, via rendezvousramen)

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Permalink rekkuuza:

Effier。艾
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closetsareforclothess:

Ever get that feeling where you cant stop starring because you can’t get over how adorable and amazingly beautiful they are?

(via feelsharry)

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More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.

(Source: littlecolleenthings, via seenlovedie)

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sassypriest69:


Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.


aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah
Permalink joshunf:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog